Lucy: "There's a frog in my room."
Isaac: "There's a frog in your room?"
Lucy: "Yeah."
Isaac: "Um... what does the frog do?"
Lucy: "Yeah. (whispers) He gets me."
(Takes a bite of oatmeal)
Lucy: "He's gone now."
(Takes a bite of oatmeal)
(Takes a bite of oatmeal)
Later that morning:
Me: "Tell me about your frog"
Lucy: "He comes in through the door when my sleeping."
Me: "Is he nice?"
Lucy: "Yeah. He nice. He gets me. He come in the door in my room. He is home now. He go to his home."
At dinner:
Me: "Tell me some more about your frog. What does he do?"
Lucy: "Uhhh... It come in my yoom and kill me."
Me: "!!!!!!!!" Meanwhile, Isaac is having an absolute conniption trying not to laugh, and we're BOTH trying to figure out how she learned about murder!
So either there's a murderous, but also genial frog on the loose, or Lucy remembered her first dream, OR we have a new and slightly disturbing imaginary friend. Cootie Ca Ca he is NOT.
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